The Humor of Islam…you’ll die laughing
Az Zaqqum Islamic Scholar for the Infidel $9.99 pdf
I am the Az Zaqqum, the bitter tree from hell. It wil be from the fruit of my tree that I will feed the dwellers of the hellfire… if I feel like it. The Quran says the hellfire will be filled with Muslim men and Jinn. And they need to eat.
The Hadith of Bukhari says that hell will be filled with women. Much of the troubles we see today are due to his Hadiths. It’s almost his feeding time.
My message is simple. You will never win a debate with a radical Muslim using logic or your laws. You can only win by using their own texts against them. When a radical Muslim is demanding special rights, saying they feel oppressed living with the Infidels, you can remind them that the Quran tells them to move to a Muslim country, or go to hell. 4;97
My name comes from the Quran as it can’t be found anywhere else. Muhammad saw me when he was flying on a strange donkey up to the heavens. He thought I was scary. I thought the donkey was scary.
After much discussion and thought, I have been ordained by the Jinn and Khadija to become the first Islamic Scholar for the Infidel and to write the first book ever on The Humor of Islam…you’ll die laughing. The title is a twist on a Sharia law that forbids laughing too much, which made me laugh too much.
I used actual ancient Islamic texts. I didn't make them funny; they’ve always been funny, which might explain the Sharia laughing law. And yes, some of the texts are choppy, strange and grammatically incorrect. But if I had fixed them, they wouldn’t be authentic.
You will not find another Islamic Scholar who makes defending radical Sharia raised Muslims so simple. If you have to defend your liberties, use their texts. The sword of Sharia cuts both ways. By the way, CAIR doesn't like this and I didn't care.
In the end, we know Muhammad is dead, but the Companions survive as Sharia shrieks. But knowledge is power, my Infidel friends. Sharia castrates men.
Every non Muslim country needs an Islamic scholar for the Infidel!
The humor of Islam.
A dangerous topic
Some say it could get me killed.
But I say, that would be very
un-Islamic and make me a
martyr for Allah and I'd get
72 virgins...or raisins.
To play it safe, I’ll take one virgin,
lots of raisins and a copy of the Kama Sutra
(for him to read as he’s feeding me my raisins)
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If you have questions, feel free to email me at theazzaqqum@gmail.com
